GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
mikeywaysbuttblog: theangelintheshadows: thinkinsidethebluebox: barfingunicorn: i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos: turtle-perry1: ticklemyjanoskian: fireretardantzombies: omg do this i will cry Nobody has ever won this. Ever. DO IT NOW Please guys I bet no one has the balls. I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT Good luck. Did this before and it got so bad...
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
smilewhenithurtsmost2013: Not going to get any thing..
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
im single by choice
just not my choice
punsicle: DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD
grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
Reblog if you'd date a boy/girl with scars. No...
smiles-relapses: look at the notes.
flipphones: do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
dilclo: when she texts first <3
nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
gallana: beerito: rnickey: how do i make friends add two cups of chopped lettuce
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: pygmyalpaca: vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service How do you remember your URL? got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory