Fuck

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

butji:



Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

butji:

Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

nnemdilim:

campshartbig:

nnemdilim:

Nobody is “offended” by your grotesque body hair. Many may think it’s gross, but being disgusted or turned-off is NOT being offended. Laughable, yes. Offensive? Not even. Don’t confuse the two. For that matter, don’t be hypocrites. (I know that’s hard for y’all to do, but it’s…

It’s not personally about YOUR body though it just his opinion if what this person thinks…like for me I despise body hair like chest hair leg hair ect purely because in my mind I have no attraction to it and not does this person…it’s a preference he or she is not targeting you personally and this has kicked up a fuss about woman’s body hair and them feeling oppressed…NO STOP the amount of times I’ve heard women say ‘ew I’d never date a guy with back/chest hair that’s disgusting’ is countless. So really this is all hypocritical so people just do whatever the fuck you want to do and stop knitting a fucking blanket out if it

^^^^^FUCKING THANK YOU.

wattthefisk:

Our selection of the top ten abandoned places we would visit if we weren’t so scared!

dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common


Philippe Petit’s incredible (and illegal) high-wire walk between the Twin Towers of New York’s World Trade Center, 1974

Philippe Petit’s incredible (and illegal) high-wire walk between the Twin Towers of New York’s World Trade Center, 1974

hausofdirectioners:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

hausofdirectioners:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

commandersheepard:

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

proceeds to add cult leader to resume 

commandersheepard:

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

proceeds to add cult leader to resume