Fuck

shavingryansprivates:

and i hate when people on here try to glorify not having friends like shut up it’s fucking horrible i had like maybe one friend throughout all of high school and it’s an awful and seemingly meaningless existence that serves only to make you feel shitty about yourself it’s not fucking cute

thats-slightly-raven:

phantomofthe0prah:

thats-slightly-raven:

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

phoenixfrost:

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

the Government needs a Wendy. 

ms-snack-a-licious:

is-this-name-creative:

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

Video to this scene; His act after the last gif omg. [x]


life

life

just-moosing-around:

dudewheresmypie:

awkward-whale-dancing:

bjorg-man:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

carry-onmy-wayward-assbutt:

kkristoff:

does the supernatural fandom have a gif for frozen?

Does this count

I think it does

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I’M DONE THIS FANDOM REALLY DOES HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYHTING FUCK

What about a gif for giraffes? I’m like 98% sure there isn’t a gif about giraffes!

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Do you really want to play this game?

YOU CANNOT STOP US

communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

sassbama:

iconic

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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tayyzilla:

THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL IS PREGNANT AND SHE POSTED THIS AND CAPTIONED IT ”♥HIS TOUNG IS OUT♥” 
BITCH DO YOU NOT SEE THAT IS A DEMON  
THE GRUDGE IS IN YOUR STOMACH

tayyzilla:

THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL IS PREGNANT AND SHE POSTED THIS AND CAPTIONED IT 
♥HIS TOUNG IS OUT♥” 

BITCH DO YOU NOT SEE THAT IS A DEMON  

THE GRUDGE IS IN YOUR STOMACH

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.